Currently Watching: West Wing
Whovian Sherlockian Hufflepuff Loves David Tennant + Jennifer Lawrence
Billie Piper ★ Darren Criss ★ Beyoncé ★ Matt Smith ★ Firefly ★ Broadway ★ JGL ★ Modern Family ★ Kristen Wiig ★ U.S. politics ★ Neil Patrick Harris ★ SNL ★ Stephen Colbert ★ Heath Ledger ★ LOTR ★ Andrew Garfield ★ HIMYM
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It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
Former Hufflepuff House Mottos (Oldest to Newest):
- The Loyal, The True, The Virtuous
- Truest Hearts
- Integrity & Valor
- Quiet Dignity
- Underappreciated and Overly Kind
- Also a legitimate option, we assure you
- Gryffindors that aren’t dicks about it
- Ice Cream Parties are free if you invite a friend
- Yo fuck Slytherin
- Fewest Dark Wizards
- Fewest Dark Wizards (but not in a racist way)
- Fewest Evil Wizards
- We’re not going to lock you out of your own bedroom during a disaster just because you can’t solve some half-assed riddle
- [This Space For Rent]
- Hufflepuff: Brought to you by Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans
- Hufflepuff: Brought to you by Sister Sinestra’s Scintillating Strippers
- [Motto Pending]
- Hufflepuff: Like three people are going to see this
- Hufflepuff: Oh, like you're so special
- Hufflepuff: Closest to the Snacks
- Hufflepuff: Home of The Nastyass Honey Badger
- Hufflepuff: Free Wi-Fi
The thing is when you’re bisexual, you’re not really surprised when a straight person is biphobic. Sure it sucks and you’re like “well fuck you too dude” to whoever the prick is; but it’s not so astonishing.
Biphobic gay people on the other hand, actually hurt like a motherfucker. Like bro you’re supposed to be on my side??? Like even “my people” can’t accept me?? That hurts so much more than some random dude who expects a threesome.
These are too good.
These are spot on
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
It was an emoji themed party…I wasn’t just dressing up as poop for fun though I wouldn’t put it past myself
I was an elephant!
i don’t think i’ve ever had this much work due on one day ever. please send help.